Comments on: Avoid Taxes, Or At Least Filing Them

By: Adam Griffiths

Adam Griffiths — Tue, 17 Oct 2006 15:19:43 +0000

Sit in the corner of a room slowly rocking back and forth... back and forth....back and forth

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By: Scott Quick

Scott Quick — Mon, 01 May 2006 17:49:36 +0000

First: Inherit a house
Second: Rent it to yourself.

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By: Cheesus

Cheesus — Tue, 11 Apr 2006 14:34:55 +0000

Move to Italy.

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By: ChatRat

ChatRat — Sat, 08 Apr 2006 06:47:29 +0000

Donating money to the arts is a legitimate tax deduction in Australia. I already set myself up as "The Artful Tax-Dodger" and donate my entire year's earnings to myself so I'm not legally obliged to pay any more tax.

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By: Chris Brown

Chris Brown — Mon, 02 Jan 2006 23:45:13 +0000

Live off of a US government disability check When you're living off the government, they can't legally charge you taxes

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By: Deanna

Deanna — Fri, 30 Dec 2005 06:56:22 +0000

Burn all files of your existence, pack your bags, and head for the Rockies to live out the remainder of your life as a hermit.

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By: anthony

anthony — Sun, 18 Dec 2005 23:32:37 +0000

Tell the tax department you only exist as a blog.

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By: Monoir Kitz

Monoir Kitz — Tue, 13 Dec 2005 03:33:42 +0000

Inform the goverment that you are officially resigning as a tax payer and have decided to just hand about doing odd jobs for cash.

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By: taxman can

taxman can — Sun, 04 Dec 2005 04:18:44 +0000

Smear your tax returns with dog food and "foolishly" leave them near your dog. That way and you can claim "The dog ate my tax forms."

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By: funnybonesup

funnybonesup — Sat, 26 Nov 2005 19:01:12 +0000

When they used to send some tax office auditors over to check my books, I used to just run out completly naked except for my dog's collar and tags, and dry hump one of their legs. (Well, most have been dry, hi Nigel.. call me!) Nobody bothers me AT ALL any more from the tax office... AND my tax is five years overdue now. WARNING. Don't try this at home. I'm a six ft two inch lice infested Dirty Sanchez look-alike reclusive millionaire with more hair on my back than godzilla. If you're a willowy blonde Paris Hilton look-alike, sporting killer legs, a clit ring and brazilian, this tactic may not quite produce the intended result.

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