Comments on: Alternative Contraceptive Methods

By: Scott Quick

Scott Quick — Tue, 02 May 2006 07:28:28 +0000

Obtain 1,000 online signatures & send the petition to outlaw orgasms to your local ultra-conservative lawmakers!

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By: melissa jeffrey

melissa jeffrey — Sun, 18 Sep 2005 16:15:40 +0000

The best way to prevent geting pregnant is to not have sex, in order to do that, just duct tape your willy to your leg, therefore when you get a hard on your leg will fly up and youll kick her in the face knocking her unconcious, therefore making sex inpossible... unless you're a creep.

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By: Kiwi Bob

Kiwi Bob — Sat, 30 Jul 2005 06:15:23 +0000

We got a surefire method of constip...contraception over here, an' here's the secret. Lean in close now, NEVER date within your own species! c'mon Cheryl, lets get yer dagged an' dipped, its saturdey nite!

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By: boobie dippinlips

boobie dippinlips — Tue, 19 Apr 2005 21:31:37 +0000

Attend a week long youth camp as a leader.

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By: Cyn Icle

Cyn Icle — Wed, 09 Mar 2005 15:42:04 +0000

Stick a picture of Camilla Parker-Bowles over the face of your partner; there will then be no need for contraception.

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By: Cyn Icle

Cyn Icle — Sat, 05 Mar 2005 18:08:20 +0000

Put a wedding ring on her finger, kills her sex drive immediately!

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By: mick knight

mick knight — Fri, 25 Feb 2005 18:52:46 +0000

Super glue the eye shut,no sperm no pregnancy, also pops the wax out off your ears.

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By: flat lander

flat lander — Thu, 10 Feb 2005 03:05:45 +0000

Date only Janet Reno looking women. No amount of beer would help! Guarenteed to kill any rising willy.

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By: Andrea can't tell

Andrea can't tell — Fri, 24 Sep 2004 17:54:00 +0000

Do it up the bum, and to be extra safe, make sure it's his bum.

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By: Dubm Blonde

Dubm Blonde — Mon, 02 Aug 2004 06:08:00 +0000

Just point and laugh hysterically. 'You're gonna do what?? With THAT???'

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