Hide the pimple. See if you can hide your acne without anyone noticing.
Kids seem to have all the fun at parties, don’t they. A bunch of five year olds experience more unbridled joy in a single birthday party than many adults experience in a year.
Why?
Because they play games.
It’s not fair, so we’re putting a stop to it. We’re introducing a new range of party games for adults that will be guaranteed to make your next party more fun than Christmas.
- Who Spiked My Drink? – someone spikes your drink with Rohypnol, and you have to work out who it is before you pass out.
- Hide and Seek – Hide from the annoying accountant who insists on explaining how goods and services taxes benefit all Australians.
- Twister – Dance badly to 50’s music until you hurt your back.
- Pass The Parcel – Re-gift a crap present to someone you hate.
- The Waiting Game – Holding off having a pee for three hours for fear of the gorgeous specimen you’re flirting with finding someone more interesting to talk to.
- The Weighting Game – Eating your own body weight in chicken wings and cheese cubes because you don’t want to look like no one is talking with you.
- Pin The Blame On The Colleague – Pin the blame on your colleague.
- Chinese Whispers - Start a vicious rumour and see how long it takes to get back to you.
- Chinese Whispers II - Walk into a room blindfolded, and tell a secret, and pray you didn’t tell the person who it’s about.
- Kiss Chasey – Find someone you want to kiss, get turned down, then pash everyone else at the party in a desperate attempt to make them feel jealous.
- Human Pyramid – Get drunk enough to shag your mummy.
- Tug of Waugh – Find a quiet room and masturbate to the cricket.
- You Show Me Yours and I’ll Show You Mine – Share the contents of your wallet or purse with someone in the vain hope it will make you seem interesting and shaggable.
The gay – Spot the biggest flirt in the party and tell everyone that he is gay. You lose when he finds out abd you win when he cries like a little bitch for getting rejected.
get a bunch of slurpies and spike them with vodka and have a slurp contest: the person who passes out from brain freeze or passes out drunk first wins
Crap Feeding – Get a friend really really drunk just enoughs so they dont pass out. Then Take a shit in a bag and say you got it from the fudge store and get him to eat it.
Pyromania 1) Start a fire. 2) Run!
Kill the Hedghog Hunt down and kill a 40 foot high hedgehog called Spiny Norman – the prize is not getting your head nailed to a coffee table, or not being subjected to sarcasm – your choice.
Hide and Go Vomit Curl up in foetal position in a pool of your own vomit, concealed in some dark place and await the inevitable humiliation of descovery.
Vomit and Go Seek Vomit in a really hard to find place, then let others try to track it down when the smell starts wafting out.
Minty Hunt – Ransack the kitchen then complain loudly to the annoyed host that they have no snack food.
Celebrity Heads Convince yourself the guy you gave head to at the party was actually Brad Pitt in disguise and not Mike the bogan gate crasher.
Truth and Dare Blackmail someone you know a nasty secret about into doing stuff for your own amusement.
Three Legged Race Stand with your hip touching every man as you talk to him about your recent lesbian experience and see which one gets a hard-on the fastest.
Musical foot-in-mouth Try not to get caught shouting something acutely embarassing at the top of your lungs, just as the music stops.
Blind Man’s Bluff Convince your friends that you’re right to drive home after drinking 45 glasses of punch.
Wet Spot – Keep drinking drink after drink to see who wets there pants first
Go to the toilet and put on a luminous condom. Come out and turn of the main fuse, plunging the party into darkness. Then launch yourself into the main room, trousers around your ankles laughing maniacally and swirling your little fella in a rotating fashion. Then simply make sure to get out of the room before someone discovers the fuse!!!!
Get all of your friends stoned.. but not yourself, then get them really paranoid by asking ‘Did you hear that?’, ‘What’s wrong with your face?’ and other hilarious questions. They should all be crying by the end of the night..what fun!!
Master of the Ass See how many ass grabs you can make for the night whilst not taking the blame for any of them.
American Pie Convince the drunkest male to sneak into the kitchen and go the magical rumba with some form of food substance. Points to him if he is not caught, points to you if he is.
Who Let The Dogs Out? Stop by the RSPCA on the way to the party and pickup the most hyperactive unwanted dogs there. At a dull point of the party, sneakily let the dogs in the backdoor and watch the games begin!
Geek n Go Hide Use the excuse of some other crappy blindfold game to cover the eyes of the partys geek. Once he’s blindfolded quietly move the party/guests to someone elses house.
Who’s Not A Millionaire Strike up conversation at different times with 3 different women with 3 different stories of how you made your millions. See how long (and how many drinks) you can go with out screwing up.
The Weakest Drink Run the bar for the night and pick 4 ‘players’ who you will substitute non-alcoholic drinks to (telling them they ARE alcoholic). See which person acts drunk the quickest.
Hide the pride Show up to the party with your wife and see how long it takes her to steal all of your pride and dignity.
Adult Pinata Get a really big bag and fill it with the refuse from the last party ie. Beer cans, dirty condoms, chips, half eaten meals, party hats etc. Suspend the bag from the roof and seal all exits. Then give guests a stick each and they can belt the crap out of the bag , and when the garbage spills out , tell them to clean it up , It was their mess to begin with.