Comments on: How To Achieve World Domination http://www.gorskys.com/articles/achieve-world-domination.html More laughs than you can poke a click at. Mon, 06 Sep 2010 12:55:20 +1000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 hourly 1 By: Matthew Boudreau http://www.gorskys.com/articles/achieve-world-domination.html/comment-page-4#comment-7767 Matthew Boudreau Tue, 20 Apr 2010 05:02:48 +0000 http://www.gorskys.com/?p=3552#comment-7767 One way dead end streets. <p class="top-comments">Current score: <span class="top-comments-karma" id="karma-7767">0</span> <small>(to vote for this comment, please visit the site)</small></p> One way dead end streets.

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]]> By: Zoid Berg http://www.gorskys.com/articles/achieve-world-domination.html/comment-page-4#comment-7762 Zoid Berg Mon, 12 Apr 2010 06:04:36 +0000 http://www.gorskys.com/?p=3552#comment-7762 Collect as many lightsabers as possible. Then use them to blind everyone so they can\'t see. Then give the fattest person a deadly virus. Everyone will bump into the fat person and get the virus. When everyone gets crushed by the fat, you will be the last person standing! <p class="top-comments">Current score: <span class="top-comments-karma" id="karma-7762">0</span> <small>(to vote for this comment, please visit the site)</small></p> Collect as many lightsabers as possible. Then use them to blind everyone so they can\’t see. Then give the fattest person a deadly virus. Everyone will bump into the fat person and get the virus. When everyone gets crushed by the fat, you will be the last person standing!

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]]> By: Your face http://www.gorskys.com/articles/achieve-world-domination.html/comment-page-4#comment-7761 Your face Mon, 12 Apr 2010 06:02:32 +0000 http://www.gorskys.com/?p=3552#comment-7761 Well first borrow 1 trillion dollars from the bank. Use that money to make singing chipmunks like alvin and the chipmunks. Use them to hipnotise the world. Also have rats with human brains which only do chinups while doing a wall sit. When they are strong enough they can kill every one in the world starting with Justin Bieber. RULE THE WORLD <p class="top-comments">Current score: <span class="top-comments-karma" id="karma-7761">0</span> <small>(to vote for this comment, please visit the site)</small></p> Well first borrow 1 trillion dollars from the bank. Use that money to make singing chipmunks like alvin and the chipmunks. Use them to hipnotise the world. Also have rats with human brains which only do chinups while doing a wall sit. When they are strong enough they can kill every one in the world starting with Justin Bieber. RULE THE WORLD

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]]> By: J W http://www.gorskys.com/articles/achieve-world-domination.html/comment-page-4#comment-7751 J W Wed, 17 Feb 2010 17:16:00 +0000 http://www.gorskys.com/?p=3552#comment-7751 Step 1:Obtain a sattelite that blocks out all internet and cellular phone signals (this includes texting) 2: launch said saitellite 3: watch as everyone goes crazy from lack of texting and facebooking. 4: wait until the world is ready to kill for thier texting back (shouldnt be long, a day or so in the U.S., bout a week in other places) 5: when step 4 occours, say you can bring back the internet, but only if you are made world ruler. 6: become ruler of world, deactivating satelite, reactivating it when you need to recement your control. 7: apply blunt trauma to head to forget you ever read this. <p class="top-comments">Current score: <span class="top-comments-karma" id="karma-7751">0</span> <small>(to vote for this comment, please visit the site)</small></p> Step 1:Obtain a sattelite that blocks out all internet and cellular phone signals (this includes texting) 2: launch said saitellite 3: watch as everyone goes crazy from lack of texting and facebooking. 4: wait until the world is ready to kill for thier texting back (shouldnt be long, a day or so in the U.S., bout a week in other places) 5: when step 4 occours, say you can bring back the internet, but only if you are made world ruler. 6: become ruler of world, deactivating satelite, reactivating it when you need to recement your control. 7: apply blunt trauma to head to forget you ever read this.

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]]> By: Adam Moore http://www.gorskys.com/articles/achieve-world-domination.html/comment-page-4#comment-7745 Adam Moore Sat, 02 Jan 2010 23:19:11 +0000 http://www.gorskys.com/?p=3552#comment-7745 COPY VOLDEMORT OR DARTH VADER <p class="top-comments">Current score: <span class="top-comments-karma" id="karma-7745">0</span> <small>(to vote for this comment, please visit the site)</small></p> COPY VOLDEMORT OR DARTH VADER

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]]> By: Doom Doomy http://www.gorskys.com/articles/achieve-world-domination.html/comment-page-4#comment-7741 Doom Doomy Wed, 04 Nov 2009 22:43:37 +0000 http://www.gorskys.com/?p=3552#comment-7741 build a portal to a diff dimension go and find you from diff dimension, one of you go kill the president take over the usa army the other go kill and take over the chinese army then one of you go steal nukes from russia the other combine the two armys and destroy all that oppose then kill the clone of you from diff dimension and use nukes on him to make sure hes dead and keep portal to diff dimension open so u can take em over when u get bored <p class="top-comments">Current score: <span class="top-comments-karma" id="karma-7741">0</span> <small>(to vote for this comment, please visit the site)</small></p> build a portal to a diff dimension go and find you from diff dimension, one of you go kill the president take over the usa army the other go kill and take over the chinese army then one of you go steal nukes from russia the other combine the two armys and destroy all that oppose then kill the clone of you from diff dimension and use nukes on him to make sure hes dead and keep portal to diff dimension open so u can take em over when u get bored

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]]> By: Rielle Chan http://www.gorskys.com/articles/achieve-world-domination.html/comment-page-4#comment-7719 Rielle Chan Sat, 02 May 2009 20:07:17 +0000 http://www.gorskys.com/?p=3552#comment-7719 Make a picture of Rosie O'Donald pop up in every porn film right when it gets hot and demand that everyone follows you or else... <p class="top-comments">Current score: <span class="top-comments-karma" id="karma-7719">0</span> <small>(to vote for this comment, please visit the site)</small></p> Make a picture of Rosie O’Donald pop up in every porn film right when it gets hot and demand that everyone follows you or else…

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]]> By: Nikki Jabines http://www.gorskys.com/articles/achieve-world-domination.html/comment-page-4#comment-7715 Nikki Jabines Fri, 17 Apr 2009 21:12:27 +0000 http://www.gorskys.com/?p=3552#comment-7715 I will never let someone build a time machine, it\'s too dangerous for me. <p class="top-comments">Current score: <span class="top-comments-karma" id="karma-7715">0</span> <small>(to vote for this comment, please visit the site)</small></p> I will never let someone build a time machine, it\’s too dangerous for me.

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]]> By: Anonomus Thinker http://www.gorskys.com/articles/achieve-world-domination.html/comment-page-4#comment-7645 Anonomus Thinker Thu, 04 Dec 2008 15:49:58 +0000 http://www.gorskys.com/?p=3552#comment-7645 1) Obtain Cuba. This can be done a number of ways. Some examples are: personal security force, cash, or undercover takeover. 2) Obtain missile plans from China that have a distance of at least 1500 miles. 3) Hire a team of engineers to alter the plans so that the missiles spray compressed air. 4) Manufacture heavier-than-air chemical or biological weapons. my personal favorites are Anthrax and VX(google it) 5) Build underground missile silos over a long period of time so the FBI and/or CIA does not get interested. 6) Use the missiles to spray the east coast of U.S.A. with the biochemical weapons. 7) The population of America will run west. This is mostly plains country. It will be easy for a hostile takeover, since most of the eastern forces will be dead. 8)Demand the rest of the world joins you, or you will do the same to them. There are some flaws, but it is almost doable. Remember me when your a dictator! <p class="top-comments">Current score: <span class="top-comments-karma" id="karma-7645">0</span> <small>(to vote for this comment, please visit the site)</small></p> 1) Obtain Cuba. This can be done a number of ways. Some examples are: personal security force, cash, or undercover takeover.
2) Obtain missile plans from China that have a distance of at least 1500 miles.
3) Hire a team of engineers to alter the plans so that the missiles spray compressed air.
4) Manufacture heavier-than-air chemical or biological weapons. my personal favorites are Anthrax and VX(google it)
5) Build underground missile silos over a long period of time so the FBI and/or CIA does not get interested.
6) Use the missiles to spray the east coast of U.S.A. with the biochemical weapons.
7) The population of America will run west. This is mostly plains country. It will be easy for a hostile takeover, since most of the eastern forces will be dead.
8)Demand the rest of the world joins you, or you will do the same to them.

There are some flaws, but it is almost doable. Remember me when your a dictator!

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]]> By: Arganth The SheepSlayer http://www.gorskys.com/articles/achieve-world-domination.html/comment-page-4#comment-7414 Arganth The SheepSlayer Tue, 29 Jan 2008 03:46:43 +0000 http://www.gorskys.com/?p=3552#comment-7414 Eat Christopher Walken, the world will tremble in fear... <p class="top-comments">Current score: <span class="top-comments-karma" id="karma-7414">0</span> <small>(to vote for this comment, please visit the site)</small></p> Eat Christopher Walken, the world will tremble in fear…

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