Cheat Sheet – August 6 – September 16, 2001

September 16th, 2001

Episodes [ August 6 – September 16, 2001 ] [ September 17 – October 21, 2001 ]

6 August – 12 August

The Essentials
Automotive strike
World Bank chief wants more globalisation
New name for Spastic Society

What Will They Think Of Next
Robot Receptionists

Life’s Great Mysteries, Answered
I don’t know how to tell my boyfriend how I feel about him. Can you tell me what to say? Please!!!

That’s Entertainment?
No nookie for Angelina Jolie
13 August – 19 August 2001

The Essentials
Christopher Skase dies
Bush Stem cell resarch decision
Teens to access suicide pill
Cabbie finds lost son

Word of the Week
Ineffable

Life’s Great Questions, Answered (part 1)
I like this guy a year younger than me. It seems like he doesn’t even notice me.

Life’s Great Questions, Answered (part 2)
If Barbie is so popular, then wy do you need to buy all her friends?

That’s Entertainment?
Dr Who the most influential cult TV show
Next Star Wars movie to be “Attack of the Clones”

20 August – 26 August 2001

The Essentials
Queen to tour Queensland
Thailand governor places curse on rubbish bin thieves
Milk price rise
One in Three Australians cant’ save

What Will They Think Of Next?
No-Rot Coffin Bags

Life’s Great Questions, Answered (part 1)
I have never understood why it is that you have to be able to spell a word before you can find what it means in a dictionary. Isn’t this back to front? Why would you bother learning to spell a word without knowing what it means?

Life’s Great Questions, Answered (part 2)
Last week my boyfriend and I were on the couch and he wanted to suck my toes but I made out that it was the weirdest thing I’d ever heard. Anyway, now it sounds kinda interesting but everytime I hint around it’s like he’s already been off-put. How do I make my feet attractive and a sex object again?

Word of the Week
Concinnity

That’s Entertainment?
Pearl Harbour DVD to contain hours of extra material
Dolly Parton refuses article about “natural beauty”

27 August – 2 September 2001

The Essentials
Goodwill Games officially handed to Brisbane
Military intelligence expert charged with spying
Cocaine bar-coded
Liberal Party accused of GST scam
Archbishop proposes divorce tax

What Will They Think Of Next?
Freestyle skiing stunt robot

Life’s Great Questions, Answered (part 1)
My housemate screams out during sex, and it’s really annoying. How should I approach her to discuss it?

Life’s Great Questions, Answered (part 2)
I want to buy a computer. should I buy a Mac or a PC?

Word of the Week
Animadversion

That’s Entertainment?
Madonna’s childhood home for sale
Beatle-theme hotel approved

Movie Review
He Died With A Felafel In His Hand

3 September – 9 September 2001

The Essentials
Prince Charles to pose with bra-clad women
Former PM Malcom Fraser snubs Liberals histroy launch
Angry drivers tell woman to jump

Tampa Tantrums
We summarise the entire boat people crisis

What Will They Think Of Next?
Research shows bullying leads to depression

Life’s Great Questions, Answered (part 1)
My mother wants me to wear underwear under my wedding dress but I am not sure I am comfortable wearing underwear in my wedding dress. It’s skin tight and panty lines will show through. She says it’s a MUST but I never wear underwear. I was thinking of wearing a thong. Would that be OK?

Life’s Great Questions, Answered (part 2)
My neighbours play music really loudly. It’s not good music, it’s really bad music. How can I ask them to stop without starting a feud?

That’s Entertainment?
Australian music rocked by death of two legends
Marlon Brando set to star in new Michael Jackson video
Reservoir Dogs dolls cause uproar

10 September – 16 September 2001

The Essentials
Ansett loses more than $1 million per day
Man who hit himself with wife’s limbs loses appeal
LA Times attacks Howard, but gets name wrong
Bill Clinton speaks in Sydney

What Will They Think Of Next?
US Government drops claim against Microsoft

Life’s Great Questions, Answered (part 1)
What are the most sensitive parts of a mans body during sex? What affects him most?

Life’s Great Questions, Answered (part 2)
I’m a 28 year old, separated, computer artist with a passion for freedom. 18 months after separation my ex wife still insists that I am an immature, self centred lying prick for simply letting her know my feelings weren’t that of what they used to be. With that in mind should I be choosing the Large Quarter Pounder meal with no dessert or the Small McOz Meal with a Sundae when planning a big night out on the turps?

That’s Entertainment?
CIA hires full-time entertainment liaision officer to help lift image of secrecy
Nicole Kidman wants to work with unknown directors
Matrix sequel auditions in Sydney

Cheat Sheet – August 6 – September 16, 2001